One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor

The Thanksgiving had finally arrived. Man, college is a doozy. I was so relieved that it was Thanksgiving. This Thanksgiving break was going to be my “catch-up on sleep” days. To make things even better, it was the weekend of the Baylor game. I was so ready to skin some bears at Amon G. Carter. On top of that, both Robbie and I had friends coming over for the weekend. This was going to be one epic weekend. Now one of Robbie’s friends that was coming over this weekend I had met during the fall break. I was pretty excited to see him again and for him to meet my friends.

            I went home first for the Thanksgiving and headed back to TCU with my friends after that so that we could make it to the game. During the car ride, my friends and I used this time to catch up on our lives. We all went to different universities, so it was good to catch up. As the time passed, we arrived at TCU. We were running a little bit late due to the traffic. We quickly went to Academy to get them some purple clothing in order to fit in at the game with all the other students. As soon as we got what we wanted, we went back to my room to meet up with everyone and so that I could also introduce them to everyone else in the room. As we arrived to my room, numerous people are in there “pre-gaming” the football game. I saw Robbie’s friend that I knew and talked with him for a while.

At that time, he was training at an Air Force base nearby. Coming to TCU was a sort of break from the Air Force for him. On top of that, he hit the famous 21 a couple weeks ago. Now the guy waited till he was twenty-one to drink, and he really wanted to try tequila because all of his squadron told him it was their favorite liquor to drink. Robbie and I looked at each other and agreed that we needed to get him some tequila shots. Soon after that, a close friend of mine here at TCU texted me that she wanted to come to my room with her mother to “pre-game” the football game as well. Now Robbie’s friend at this point was starting to really feel the effects of the tequila and one that I did not expect to ever see in my lifetime. My close friend here at TCU arrived with her mother. As soon as her mother walked in, Robbie’s friend was somehow weirdly attracted to her. Out of a huge group of girls in the room, he looked at this girl’s mother and asked her to take a shot. He did whatever he could to talk to this girl’s mother. Robbie and I both knew at this point we needed to cut him off. The guy was literally hitting on this mother the whole time and completely ignoring every other girl that was trying to get his attention. My friend’s mother was completely unaware at the moment until her daughter pulled her to the side and told her. Her mother was so shocked that this guy was hitting on her, but she was also somewhat amused. She felt somewhat young again.

Robbie’s friend obviously struck out and ended up dead asleep on the floor later that day. He woke up later that night completely unaware of had happened earlier that day. For him it was literally "one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." That day will forever be remembered for Robbie’s friend’s valiant effort at hitting on a mother before a football game as well as the day that TCU defeated a Baylor team that was looking at possibly winning the Big 12. I’m looking forward to Robbie’s friend coming over again. I wonder what this guy has planned next for us.